mate me auto

i hate automatic toilets. 

i hate it when they flush on their own because: 

1) they always splash me with 

flecks of toilet water

2) scares the crap out of me 

when i least expect it

and 3) who said i was done?!

automatic-anything bugs the crap out of me because quite frankly, they don't make any sense. great, you've got the automatic soap dispensers that squirts out smelly, skin drying soap; you've got the automatic water dispenser that always is either too hot, too cold, or too strong; then you've got the automatic hand dryer which never seems to work better than if you were to blow dry your hands with your own mouth; and of course, the automatic toilet as i have mentioned afore.

so what is the problem?

what happens when you leave? you touch the germ-ridden door handle and you are now infested with all the germs that you so carefully tried to avoid previously with all that automatic crap. 

** i know there are exceptions, like the automatic doors for the handicap, but don't be smart with me because you know this is the majority of the time--smartasses--agree with it.