personalized love song

all the boys say: "baby, i see your future, and it's tied to mine {1}" or something along those lines which made me roll my eyes because "this is a crazy world" and "its hard to know who's on your side. {2}" every time another one came along, i couldn't help but say "boy, don't try to front," because "i know just what you are -- a womanizer. {3}" even my daddy says so. but then "you c[a]me to me on a summer breeze. {4}" then i realized that all i needed to do was "start a new fashion and wear my heart on my sleeve. {5}" and once we began, i've never felt better. i felt like "cinderella at the ball {6}" "i feel so foolish" that "i never noticed. i'm thinking about you every day, dreaming about you every night. {7}" but where were you when i thought i needed someone the most? "lost and insecure, you found me" you were "just a little late," but "you found me, you found me. {8}" "we got it together, didn't we? {9}" i never thought i'd mind getting lost...not having directions. but if we do, "we can talk about the road behind; how getting lost is not a waste of time. {10}" so hold my hand, while we make all different kinds of plans. promise me that "whatever comes our way, we'll see it through. {11}" "it's incredible that someone so unforgettable, {12}" will now help me make my most unforgettable moments. 

maybe all those love songs do make sense. 

1. 98 degrees - true to your heart

2. leona lewis - here i am

3. britany spears - womanizer

4. the beegees - how deep is your love

5. carrie underwood - ever ever after

6. carrie underwood - crazy dreams

7. bonnie raitt - something to talk about

8. the fray - you found me

9. barry white - my first, my last, my everything

10. jack johnson - what you thought you need

11. michael buble - everything

12. nat king & natalie cole - unforgettable

"im an evil genius"

mate me auto

i hate automatic toilets. 

i hate it when they flush on their own because: 

1) they always splash me with 

flecks of toilet water

2) scares the crap out of me 

when i least expect it

and 3) who said i was done?!

automatic-anything bugs the crap out of me because quite frankly, they don't make any sense. great, you've got the automatic soap dispensers that squirts out smelly, skin drying soap; you've got the automatic water dispenser that always is either too hot, too cold, or too strong; then you've got the automatic hand dryer which never seems to work better than if you were to blow dry your hands with your own mouth; and of course, the automatic toilet as i have mentioned afore.

so what is the problem?

what happens when you leave? you touch the germ-ridden door handle and you are now infested with all the germs that you so carefully tried to avoid previously with all that automatic crap. 

** i know there are exceptions, like the automatic doors for the handicap, but don't be smart with me because you know this is the majority of the time--smartasses--agree with it. 

fish are not friends

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