Mar 27, 2009

america processed

Mar 27, 2009 0
firstly, i hope everyone's spring break was nice and even if you didn't get to go anywhere, you had time to relax.
secondly, over my break, i had bought a pair of scissors and this is where my post is derived from:

is it just me, or do americans have a really funny way of packaging their goods?

||scissors|| if you've ever bought a pair, you know what i'm talking about. it's covered in like, government plastic, which requires a scissor to open your new scissors! so if you're buying scissors for the first time, good luck.

||light bulbs|| perhaps the second most fragile thing next to a baby's head. they are packaged in THIN paper cardboard...yeah. i don't really get that logic. they really should wrap it in bubble wrap and then stick it in government plastic. seriously, not enough things are bubble wrapped around here.

||pickles|| are always packed like sardines in their jars. and by the way, sardines aren't all that packed. the saying should be changed to 'packed like pickles.' it could catch on. but anyway, there is never enough room for fingers to grab a pickle so you end up sitting there minutes at a time trying to strategically move them around in the hopes of getting ONE free while you get pickle juice all over the place.

||toilet paper|| if you're going to glue the first flap down, then don't use freakin super glue for goodness sake. it always takes me a long time to find the first flap like the toilet paper manufacturer intends to make me sit on the toilet and spin the damn roll this way and that way to find the flap. they should do it like tape. have the first flap decorated with a design or tape a big red arrow that points to the flap. it's irritating.

Mar 9, 2009

jibber jabber

Mar 9, 2009 1
last week, i had been writing my dates as 4/3/09, 4/4/09, and 4/5/09 on all my notes. even though i consciously knew that it was march, i kept writing april...and i had no desire to go back and change it. i'm getting ahead of myself, but that's nothing out of the norm for me. maybe it's just me [because i haven't met anyone else who does this] but i think faster than i speak or write. so as i'm talking to you, my mind is already sending in the next couple of words and it always confuses the hell out of me when my mouth says something completely different because it couldn't catch up:

FRIEND: what answer did you get for that 
question she gave us in class?

ME: oh, i just said that gatsby represented the 
american lifestyle in the '20's which was 
lavish and washing

and of course my friend only catches that last word and nothing else i had just said. i had wanted to say lavish and wealthy and that fitzgerald was washing all that dreaming out of his reader's minds--bringing them to realism. but no, all we could focus on now was the fact that i said 'washing' at the wrong time. 


p.s. this is my last post before spring break. my brain doesn't ever function when i'm on break and my friends can vouch for that. don't have spring break yet? ---sorry...but i will be having fun ;]

Mar 5, 2009

uʍop ǝpısdn and sdrawkcab

Mar 5, 2009 1
˙unɟ ɐpuıʞ ˙ʇɐ ƃuıʞool ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐ ʞool puɐ ʎɹʇ llıʍ ǝldoǝd ɹǝɥʇo 'pǝǝʇuɐɹɐnƃ ˙spɹɐʍdn ǝɹɐʇs puɐ ʇǝǝɹʇs pǝpʍoɹɔ ɐ ɟo ǝlppıɯ ǝɥʇ uı puɐʇs ¿unɟ sı ǝslǝ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ ¡ǝlıɯs ˙ǝldoǝd ʎddɐɥ sǝʞıl ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ¡uosɹǝd ʎddɐɥ ɐ ǝq ˙pooƃ ¿ou ˙ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ƃuıɯnɟ ǝq ʎlqɐqoɹd p,noʎ puɐ 'ƃuıɥƃnɐl ʎlqɐqoɹd ɯı ʇnq 'ʇı ƃuıop ǝɹ,noʎ ʎɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı ˙ǝɹǝɥ oʇ dn ƃuıpɐǝɹ dǝǝʞ noʎ ɟı noʎ oʇ sdoɹd ʇnq ˙sʇnoqɐpunoɹ ˙ƃuıɥʇou ɟo ɥɔunq ǝloɥʍ ɐ ǝʇoɹʍ ʇsnɾ ı ˙ʎɐs oʇ lɐıɔǝds ƃuıɥʇou ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙noʎ ɹoɟ ǝɹǝɥ ƃuıɥʇou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ˙ʇı ɟo ʇno ƃuıɥʇou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ ʇǝƃ puɐ ƃuıɥʇ ǝɹıʇuǝ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ ƃuıʞɐɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯ ǝʇɐɥ ʎlqɐqoɹd p,noʎ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ ɐ ʇǝƃ ʎlqɐqoɹd p,noʎ uǝɥʇ ˙pǝʎǝ ssoɹɔ ʇɥƃıɯ noʎ 'lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq ʇnq 'pǝıɹʇ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı ʇı pɐǝɹ plnoɔ noʎ ǝɹns ɯı ˙plnoʍ ı ʍouʞ ı ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ʇsod ǝloɥʍ ɐ ǝʇoɹʍ ı ɟı ǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ ɐ noʎ ǝʌıƃ ı plnoʍ

Mar 3, 2009

Mar 3, 2009


SQUISHY?!
I THINK NOT ASSHOLE