caught in the act!

ever stand next to someone for a picture and not know what to do? it really irks me when those digital cameras take forever to take that picture even after you've hit that button. when i'm standing that close to someone and we're both holding some sort of pose, i am always conscious of what i'm doing or what the other person is doing. and then i notice our breathing patterns and then thats when i kind of stop breathing and my smile freezes and it ends up looking real fake. sometimes i just want to turn to the other person beside me and blow in their face. but the most awkward thing about that situation is that you can't really move. you're forced to stay in that position! its almost as if the camera is playing with your head. just as soon as you move because you think you still have a second, it flashes and is like: I GOT YOU BITCH! WHAT NOW?!

then at this point, you end up wanting to take another picture because either your mouth is open like you're dying or one eye is closed. so, the cycle starts again.

*not having an orgasm...*