call me...pixie dinks

i can't stress how important it is to get names right. there are two main things [that i can think of right now] that are VERY important--that you must never get wrong when naming things.


BABY NAMES
some of you aren't there yet, but you will. maybe then, through all that labor pain or even before that, through all those hormones, you might just go with the wrong name; names like, trixie bell, sailor, pixie, homer, nico, starshine, or brawley. [celebrity baby names] because lets face it, 9 out of 10 of you will not be able to make as much money as these celebrities will in your lifetime, therefore, your kids will get made fun of because they're probably not going to be popular.

SOLUTION?
please pick some more common names. if you wanted to be a little less conventional, go with names like dakota, shailene, jaden, zak, chase, or even ava. you want to help your kids minimize the percentage of being made fun of at all costs. BUT if you pop out a good looking kid it doesn't really matter what the heck you name them since their good looks will probably make it up.


EMAIL NAMES
i just had to change my gmail name and so i can tell you that it just plain sucks. im sure a lot you guys have gone through this process at least once in your life before because you hated your email name either because it was just too childish for your age at the moment or, like me, it has caused you some sort of embarrassment.

SOLUTION?
try and pick some universal names that you can see yourself still using in a couple of years from now. the suggestions that those programs generate are pretty lame, i have to admit, but you should consider using your name for emails that you need for professional business [ie. schools or work]. you dont want to use emails like sizzling8rl for venues like work. what kind of impression are you looking for??