celebrities

celebrities are like an elite specimen of people. the paparazzi have a way of making them so beautiful so worship-able, right? RIGHT. that's where you get the super fans that need the 30-feet restraining order. but if you take away all that makeup, all those camera flashes and that man-made wind, you are only left with human.
when we see them on the cover of magazines and rave over their latest movie, we fail to recognize their more than humanistic ways, so let me give me a slight reminder:

they still pick nose. you might never catch them in the act, but they do it. everyone's got boogers that hurt their nose. 

they still pick their teeth. whether they floss or use the old fashioned tooth pick, they still do it because they still eat right? and even if they don't eat, they'd still vomit and vomiting stuff back out can make it get stuck in their teethes. 


they still fart. no one's farts smell pretty and that includes celebrities. but can you imagine being an assistant? maybe the celebrity may ask you to spray perfume right behind them after they've let one rip... O_O

they still pick lint off their feet. i don't care if their socks are made of cashmere, things still get stuck in between your toes. 

they still poop and pee. yeah...i don't have to say why. 

i think the reason why we don't realize they still do these things is that we think that beautiful people don't need to bother with these things. and also because we don't want to imagine them doing these nasty things [things that we find nasty]. think about it. i bet you can't say that you've never thought of brad pitt pooping on his porcelain toilet or that natalie portman may just well pick her nose right before eating her dinner.