[ after the ...'s, it actually says by a computer processor, but everyone knows that this word does not only apply to computers.]
so, here it is, the definition of multitasking. in simple terms, multitasking is:
- being able to play video games while pooping
- brushing your teeth while driving
- cooking and feeding your baby
- walking your mastiff while sending company emails
- trying on jeans and writing an essay [extra points if you can churn out 6+ pages]
but, the company steelcase has taken away our [my] definition of multitasking. thanks to overweight-america, this company has come up with this badass machine that lets you work out while you work.
how the hell does that work?
[you ask]
simple. they made a walk-desk. its a treadmill attached to a desk. no joke...even though that does sound pretty funny.
i mean, can you imagine how easy for a co-worker who hates you try to get even?? just turn your treadmill up higher and bam! you'll fall flat on your face with your papers flying all over the place. but of course the folks at steelcase have considered that and made it so that the treadmill can only be as fast as an average walk in the park.
but how fat has america gotten for inventors to come up with something like that?
thats a little sad
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