the bus driver for my bus this morning was wearing Ray Ban sunglasses. how cool is that?!

O_O

if you cant read what her t-shirt says, then: "real girls eat meat" 

i eat meat but i also do have friends who don't eat meat, but i still think they're real people. 

if ya'll haven't seen the latest [hottest bachelors] in people magazine, then you need to go get a copy. some of them are quite on the mark, but mario lopez, i have to say, has a pretty disgusting body. 

i know he's a fitness buff and that's what they're supposed to look like, but in that two page spread of him in the 

so, most of you know that i am on vacation in asia, but lets be frank, im in hong kong. 

i've ranted about hong kong before and the distastes that i have for it, so im not going to repeat it, but having been here for about three weeks now, i dont want to speak chinese anymore. 

your rear end

i went to shenzhen the other night for a nice massage [not really shenzhen...you have to take some suspicious looking car to some other ... state? --i dont know how to translate to english] but anyhoo, on my way down the escalators, i just happened to look over at the up escalator and saw this man holding his baby.

nothing special about that, but then i was like, why is he clamping some peaches by the baby's bottom? ... duh. they weren't juicy looking peaches, they WERE the baby's bottom.

if you've been to china, im sure you know what i'm talking about. there are these specially designed little tyke outfits that have a mini hole right on the kid's bottom for peepee convenience.

.......

really?? the kid was only about 5 months. he can't even sit up , hardly go to the bathroom on his own. and i assume it would be quite gross to just be lying in bed with your 5 month old son, who doesn't speak by the way, and all of a sudden he poops. and you can't get mad because you didn't put a freakin diaper on the kid and he doesn't talk. what's worse is if you're holding the kid in public and it poops on your arm!

talk about lack of hygiene. my goodness. forget convenience, just get the kid a diaper, and if you can't afford those, then use the cloth ones and just rewash them. THATS got to be better than leaving the kids rear end open for the world to see. poor kid.