girls and their SUPER long hair

THE DISADVANTAGES OF HAVING SUPER LONG HAIR:

1. YOUR HAIR COULD GET CAUGHT IN DOORS

and that means any type of door. whether it be the car door when its a windy day and you shut it on a strand of hair; the revolving doors which could make it get stuck while you are revolving...without your hair

2. IT'S A WEAPON FOR OTHER PEOPLE

i was reading robert browning in my irish lit class, and apparently, the lover guy in the poem had used his lover girl's long hair to strangle her. it's not a good thing. [autopsy report --> cause of death: strangulation by own hair...] how weird is that

3. IT COULD CATCH ON FIRE

i dont know how many countless "funny videos" i've seen where a girl with long hair has her hair catch on fire. it's not funny...when you're that girl. granted that it could be hilarious for people watching...but these are the kinds of moments you tend to catch on video and then that poor girl would have to watch it over and over and over again

4. YOU'D TUG ON IT DURING YOUR SLEEP

i have boob length hair, and already i sleep on my hair by accident sometimes and it bugs the crap out of me. its the most irritating feeling when your hair gets stuck underneath yourself. its another story when someone else sleeps on it, but when its yourself, you'll tend to feel a little retarded

5. IT'LL TAKE AN HOUR TO WASH AND AN HOUR TO DRY

imagine how much shampoo you'd waste washing those locks and how much time you'd have to stand there in front of the mirror to get your hair to dry in perfect. and god forbid, you can't let it dry naturally since you'll get really bad headaches when you get older...or so says the chinese mother