4 days till app

so last night was the oscars. i felt like a lot of people didn't try to look their best (probably because no one thought that there would be an oscars because of the writer's strike) BUT STILL. 

what some of these people wore! they're stylists should get fired for letting them walk out of the house like that. [for those that don't know, the celebrity names are also links to show you what they wore/who they are]

Hits 

Jessica Alba - her dress flowed nicely down her growing belly which made her look all the more elegant. she was simply glowing. loved the feathers there because it wasn't too much and it helped to distract her large maternity bosoms. 

Jason Bateman - a lot of the men look very similar due to the fact that there aren't much designs for a tuxedo. a tux is a tux. be he looks absolutely gorgeous. 

Cate Blanchett - i love, love, LOVED her dress on her. it was elegant and comfortable, something a woman as pregnant as her is aiming to achieve for an award show that lasts for four freakin hours. 

Steve Carrell - again, another regular tux. but he was funny, so i give him credit for that. 

Kristin Chenoweth - loved her dress. i think hers was the best, actually. she's short, and her dress framed her real well, giving her curves in all the right places. 

George Cloony - i didn't like him so much this time, but i thought his girlfriend's dress was beautiful. usually floral dresses are a disaster, but hers was nicely done. 

Patrick Dempsey - mr. mcdreamy, or mcsteamy...whatever the hell his nickname is, he was sure one of these last night. 

Jennifer Garner - has always and will be a favorite of mine. she always hits with her oscar gowns, last night was no exception for her. but WHERE WAS BEN?! i'd give him extra points if he let his wife go to the oscars and he stayed home to be with little Violet Affleck 

but of course, there was one that stood above the rest...the absolutely, without a doubt, worst dress of the night. she won an award for best supporting actress (god knows why) but she also won my vote for worst dressed on the red carpet. congratulations TILDA SWINTON. better known for her role as the ice queen in Narnia, she will now always go into my book as the black toga lady at the oscars. really, why would you wear something like that to an event as glamourous as the oscars? that dress not only has no shape on her lanky body, but it also has no design on it, no pattern, ... it just looks awful. her stylist should really be fired for not telling her that she looks like a stick in it. her stylists needs a stick up her ass

and 

you can't forget the musicals of the night. i loved all of them, but HELLO Jon McLaughlin ... where did you come from?! gosh is he cute and it really helps that his voice is irresistible.