my memory is forever shattered...

i was in my children's literature class, and yes...its where you read books like, mother goose, harry potter and all the children's classics. 

we were on the subject of little red riding hood, and all the stories i grew up with just went right out the window with this professor. 

professor: "there are many versions of the little red riding hood, as well as other great children's classics. indeed, there is a new twist...the germans did a pornographic version of little red riding hood." [a bunch of sniggering throughout the class]

stupid girl: [raises her hand] "professor, how can the little red riding hood EVER be put into a pornographic film?" 

professor: "well, let me read you an excerpt."

so she continues to read the usual lines, like...oh how big your nose is and oh, how long your ears are. whatever. then all of a sudden i hear her say: "and wolf said- little red! take your clothes off and get into bed!" 

and i was like. whoa. then she goes and puts up a little clip of the german porno for little red riding hood...showing the girl i always recognized as innocent and sweet, in a elektra suit that was black and red leather and pointy madonna boobs. the werewolf had sculpted abs and his penis was covered with nothing but fur. 

i was completely horrified. 

not to mention scarred for life.

my children are NOT by any means ever to take this course or ever get a hold of this german porno of little red riding hood.