Dec 10, 2007

15 days till christmas

Dec 10, 2007
4 natural things a woman has against a man

i'm being totally serious here, we have so many that i can only list 4 that i think are the most important, and the ones that work the best. 

1. the other men in our lives
let's face it. when you bring home the boy, the other men in your life, meaning your boy cousins, brothers, DADDY...all want to get in the line to interrogate this guy. don't feel bad for your guy because maybe they will find something unworthy of him since you can't through those love-sick eyes

2. nail polish
it sounds stupid, but really. think about it. 
scenario one: "honey, can you help me do the dishes? my nails are still not dry yet." 
scenario two: "honey, can you do the laundry, my nails aren't dried yet." 
you get the drift. it works for almost everything!

3. our intuition
not only do our mothers have that creepy intuition, but so do we when it comes to our guys. he doesn't have to do much to make you realize that he's cheating, or if he's gotten you that coveted gift you wanted for a while now. it works against his favor, whether he's planning a sweet surprise, or giving you a bad surprise, but once he finds out your "souls are connected," it'll make him think twice

4. our tears
it works every time. if he loves you, his heart will wrench to see you shed those tears. if he doesn't then dump him because he's not the one for you. but tears are generally supposed to be used when you are absolutely serious...and not for practical jokes to get him to do things for you. thats mean.

give them a try. they work.

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