1. yeah, im trying to stay healthy and skinny by running but what is my reward as a girl? granted, i do get to get rid of my spare tire and thighs, BUT NOT MY BOOBS! it completely doesn't make sense that God would give us bigger boobs during pregnancy because you already can't see your feet but not only that, now you can't see the whole bottom half of yourself BECAUSE of your enlarged boobs. what kind of common sense is that??
2. speaking of pregnancies, women are praised for being the major procreator...so why must we bear through labor? why can't it be a smooth sailing, minus the morning sickness, the stretch marks, and the contractions?
3. our dear, monthly best bestest friend. this friend does not go away until we are about in our 50s. during our youthfulness, we obviously will be active, wear white, and many other things. but now with this monthly friend, whom may i add does not always get here on time...its like a major guessing game sometimes...it is recommended that we should not wear white in case the uber RED clashes with the uber white and frames you out of the thousands of people you might be apart of. aside from that, this monthly friend also brings along bloating, cramps, and mood eating. which is not good.
4. menopause. yay, our friend is done. but WAIT! you get hot flashes, extra mood swings and more wrinkles! SURPRISE!
5. who ever said that being a girl means being easy to dress? sure, we might have cuter clothes when we were toddlers, but when we get older...yeah, right. look forward to extremely bland colored old people clothes...while our male counter parts enjoy looking younger with their clothes as we age...
what kind of cruel game is this God playing? it's not funny.
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