1. they like to smell your hair. i don't know what the fascination is cause i mean...you wash your hair too, so it's bound to smell fruity at some point. when a guy smells their girlfriend's hair, it sorta, well, it reminds me of that guy from Charlie's Angel's, Thin Man when he cuts some of the girls' hair off and smells it. [shudders] its creepy.
2. they like to stuff their mouths. its an obsession to look like a squirrel... to me at least. why do you have to prove that you have a bigger mouth than the guy sitting next to you? its okay if you can't stick your fist in your mouth...its normal.
3. they don't wash their jeans periodically. lets face it ... this is just gross. because god knows that they'd rub their greasy hands after eating chips onto their jeans, and whatever else they might touch during the day. it's not even not washing it for a day or two...it sometimes becomes a week. imagine all the flavors you can find on that jean by the end of the week. granted that i will never be the one to lick and see.
4. they like to observe their bodily functions. ie. farting, burping. really, who wants to know how far the sound of your fart went, how deathly the smell is, and if you farted successfully without anyone knowing? that's just gross. don't talk about what color your poop was, or how yellow your snot is after your flu. we don't want to know.
5. they grab their crotches...in public...all the time. i don't understand this one. do they think that they're in their own bubble for that long moment where no one could see them when they do it? dude, surprise. we saw you do it, and its disgusting. you don't see us girls reaching down there to scratch ourselves.
*i was doing a little research before writing, and asked a guy friend of mine. and this is what our conversation was like:
me - what do guys do that girls don't? thats considered disgusting to a girl?
friend - use logic
this kid needs to be defenestrated
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