winter

five reasons why i hate winter:

1. my face feels like its on constant botox. i dont know why people waste money to get botox done. just freeze your face for a couple of minutes. if you dont like it, put it back in some heat, and viola...you've got your face back.

2. i like my snow white...like, whiter than hong kong people's skin. when it turns black and yellow, then its just too much. i dont want to slush around in black snow and eat yellow snow by accident.

3. i love to travel, so when snow blocks my airplane, im not a happy camper especially if i have to camp in an airport with a million other cranky people.

4. i can't go outside with wet hair anymore. i can, but it'll probably fall off if it snaps if it ever gets cold enough. its not fun to have your hair freeze over. it might be amusing to boys, but not for girls.

5. mornings are inevitably darker, aka, i dont want to get up in the early morning anymore. its just so depressing. no wonder why alaska tends to have a bigger suicide rate. but then again, LEAVE ALASKA...dont kill yourself...duh...


five reasons why i love winter: [i know im contradicting, but i am because i can. =)]

1. my favorite holiday is in the winter! CHRISTMAS! Christmas songs, GIFTSS, movies!! theres just something magical about Christmas that makes me love it.
PPS:
friend 1 : "what's your favorite holiday?"
friend 2 : "my birthday" [includes a stupid grin]
get over it...your birthday is not a holiday unless you're born on july 4th, april fools or etc. otherwise...you're really not that special.

2. FOOD O_O christmas food kicks thanksgiving food twice over. theres bigger turkeys, better desserts, egg nogg...i dont really like it, but its a cool name. candy canes...hot chocolate, fondu sets...you get the drift.

3. longer break for college. we get a month! how nice is that?! one word for high school students... HA! so glad im not in high school anymore. cant help ya there.

4. snow angels. so sweet. so simple. =)

5. shopping. not so much me going...but me watching other people kill each other over that stupid toy you could have just bought online sans the lines, crazy mom shoppers, and crying kids next door at the christmas photoshoot with a scary looking santa.


i just got myself really wanting christmas now...