
i love cheese.
i love oprah and ellen.
carrie underwood is awesome.
babies are the cutest things.
candy makes me smile.
i like flipflops.
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|| i am painfully random at times and it never surprises me that at the end of a conversation, no one has understood what i just said.||
|| i also love to laugh -- but at all the wrong times. if you fall or hurt yourself, i guarantee that i will be the one to watch and laugh; and then maybe help you if i can stop laughing.||
|| it'll take me a few meets for me to get warmed up to you, but after that, you'll probably think i'm really weird...crazy...moronic...||
|| i'm really observant so i notice a lot of things that sometimes i wish i didn't -- like when guys scratch their crotch like everyone around them is invisible.||